I eat more chicken any man ever seen.

A lot of people wonder, what is the blues? Well, I'm gonna tell you what the blues is.

When you ain’t got no money, you got the blues.

I couldn't do no yodelin', so I turned to howlin'. And it's done me just fine.

Watch out strange cat people, little red roosters on the prowl. If you see my little red rooster, please drive him home.

Ain't no better place than the US. This is a free enterprise system. You can get whatever you want in the US.

I don't play anything but the blues, but now I could never make no money on nothin' but the blues. That's why I wasn't interested in nothin' else.

There is no error more absurd, and yet more rooted in the heart of man, than the belief that his sufferings will promote his spiritual safety.

But an ordinary day can mark the beginning of an extraordinary journey!

It's clear why they only served bread and wine at the Last Supper. It was a potluck . . . organized by men.

At this level, the individual perceives the maintenance of the expectations of his family, group, or nation as valuable in its own right, regardless of immediate and obvious consequences.

There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.

God will never violate His Word, but He doesn’t seem to mind violating our understanding of His Word.

In that long sequence, when Lawrence enters in the desert to rescue a lost man, Lean listened the music I wrote and wanted to extend the scene to let my work stay completely.

In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.

As long as you're not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.

I think people have confidence that I will fairly and accurately represent their point of view to the President, and that I'm not going to put a spin on it, even if I may disagree with it.