I enjoy doing physical comedy. I'd love, you know, them to throw me some shtick that way. I'd love to do that, if they need physical comedy, if they'd let me display my wares that way.

In an infinite multiverse, there is no such thing as fiction.

Improv is... gods creating worlds.

I enjoy doing physical comedy.

Wikipedia gets a lot of things wrong.

It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.

Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I do it so it feels real. I guess you could say I've a call.

Most of my pictures are really small statements. There's a banality to them.

There are people we treat wrong and later, we're prepared to treat other people right.

I'm in control of my life, not anyone in Hollywood.

Every man has a mission from God to help his fellow beings.

Language is courage: the ability to conceive a thought, to speak it, and by doing so to make it true.

A short story is. . .frequently the celebration of character at bursting point.

Though I be but prince of Wales, yet I am the king of courtesy.

My style kinda comes from the music I listen to.