I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy shows.

I'm an old-fashioned theatre major at heart.

I find the best things are done for yourself or start as a small project and become a big thing.

I don't get recognized too much, which is cool because, you know, I don't want people to be overwhelmed.

One wants to tell a story, like Scheherezade, in order not to die. It's one of the oldest urges in mankind. It's a way of stalling death.

The past is uselessto me now:an old suitcasewith mould in the lining, heavy even when empty.

Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground

We human beings have a remarkable way of growing accustomed to things.

During my 8 years as chairman, I had the privilege to peer into the future to see dynamic citizen astronauts returning to and from the heavens which we can expect in the future.

You cannot get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have the facts, you cannot make proper judgments about what is going on.

A German wine label is one of the things life's too short for, a daunting testimony to that peculiar nation's love of detail and organization.

Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea.

[The English] find ill-health not only interesting but respectable and often experience death in the effort to avoid a fuss.

Before old age I took care to live well; in old age I take care to die well; but to die well is to die willingly.