I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

Do all hearts break the same way?

Objects are what matter. Only they carry the evidence that throughout the centuries something really happened among human beings.

But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely.

Innovation is the market introduction of a technical or organisational novelty, not just its invention.

I personally apologize to any person who felt anything less than respected and valued by myself.

Covetousness is a sort of mental gluttony, not confined to money, but craving honor, and feeding on selfishness.

Change your 'Nafs', change the world.

No more slave States; no slave Territories.

Norman Mailer in his writings is ultimately more concerned with success than with danger; danger is only a means to success.

In the hierarchy of colors, green represents the social middle class, self-satisfied, immovable, narrow.