I enjoy hearing the way people think. I always have.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

...literary translators are the interpreters of human values - and the true peacemakers.

They were too much to carryso i left them behindfor a new life, in a new placebut no one forgot who i wasi didn'tand neither did the people who watchthey watched for yearsthey watch now

Only then can I fly.Only then can I be free -when Ilet go of me.

This love of theirs, with its reassuring domesticity and its easy silences, its permanence, has yoked Sally directly to the machinery of mortality itself. Now there is a loss beyond imagining.

Organic architecture seeks superior sense of use and a finer sense of comfort, expressed in organic simplicity.

I don't think any good book is based on factual experience. Bad books are about things the writer already knew before he wrote them.

I try all things, I achieve what I can.

We are teaching the world the great truth that Governments do better without Kings & Nobles than with them.

No, indeed; I don't know anything. You see, I am stuffed, so I have no brains at all.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.