I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

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All architecture is shelter, all great architecture is the design of space that contains, cuddles, exalts, or stimulates the persons in that space.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

With all art expression, when something is seen, it is a vivid experience, sudden, compelling, and inevitable.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Bad guys are so much fun to play because you can go as far and as wacky as you want.

Memory is quite central for me. Part of it is that I like the actual texture of writing through memory.

There is nothing better than getting something in front of an audience in a less stressful setting than previews!

There are certain things in life that you never forget. Things that dig deep, things that nest in the hadal zone.