I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

Everyone breathing is broken. Keep breathing light into them until the stained glass collage takes your breath away.

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It's becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

Wisdom is seeing something in a non-habitual manner.

Other people's minds aside, not even my own mind flows in the way that I wish.

The smell of profit is clean and sweet whatever the source.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

Line by line, moment by moment, special times are etched into our memories in the permanent ink of everlasting love in our relationships.

I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom.

One day we will learn that the heart can never be totally right when the head is totally wrong

I threw a lot of balls and walked a lot of batters. Not something I'm proud of, but something I learned from.

The movie industry used to be completely accessible. We all knew people in it, and nobody made a big fuss.