I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Don't be afraid of silly ideas.

It was going to be a long, dark night but not quite as dark as it was in the abyss of his heart where there was nothing but hollowness, yet it felt heavy, almost as if someone still resided there.

Anytime you deny the acknowledgement of God you are undermining the entire basis for which our country exists.

I am no mother, and I won't be one.

Today many of these selfish politicians are preying on the nation itself - (belching corruption and farting discontent!)

It's no treat being in bed with me.

There comes a time when you roll up your sleeves and put yourself at the top of your commitment list.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

A lot is yet to be enjoyed. I'd like to stomp grapes for wine. Go to Antarctica. Have dinner with Venus Williams who is the greatest tennis player ever.

Never look at the trombones, you'll just encourage them.