I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!

He had an image in his mind of a gaggle of long-necked geese, all done up in petticoats and crinolines, sitting around a stuffy parlor and talking about him.

Be careful who's advice you heed to! It is better to listen to your heart.

When you hate something, you chain yourself to it.

All the English speakers, or almost all, have difficulties with the gender of words.

You spend a much larger part of your life being old, not young.

If there is an abiding theme in 'The Pursuit of Happiness,' it is the idea that you come into the world already shaped by other people's past histories.

It is I, the ungodly Zarathustra, who says:Who is more ungodly than I, that I may rejoice in his teaching?

There were the fairy tales my father told to me at bedtime. All the standards. I thought my father invented wolves.

It was a small thing, but it was a thing, and things have a way of either dying or growing, and it wasn’t dying.

There's plenty of room for all sorts of movies and all sorts of comedies, so I never saw that as a competitive thing. I think there's room in the marketplace for everything.