I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

When I saw you, I saw tears of love in your eyes. It tamed my fire of love and imprisoned me in a cage of desires.

I wasn’t in love with Daniel. I only met him an hour ago. That was impossible. Wasn’t it?

Humanity's collective mission in the cosmos lies in the practice of compassion.

I wanted to make sure that I was making films about the world. So I thought well, I should go and see it. I'm spending a lot of time in - we call them caravans in Britain.

The elements of life are dynamic patterns of mass and energy, events rather than objects.

Political Economy means that everybody except politicians must be economical.

You want some? Come get some!

We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

Unless virtue guide us our choice must be wrong.