I express myself very strongly it's groveling, I'm trying to show groveling, but all of a sudden I found that I was mocking somebody.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

...I wondered if it was blasphemous to tell God that rainbows are kitsch.

I've been all over the world and I've never seen a statue of a critic.

One hand I extend into myself, the other toward others.

Life's choices are wild and free, but sustaining and elevating, or destructive and debilitating. It's up to us to choose.

Freedom is fragile and must be protected. To sacrifice it, even as a temporary measure, is to betray it.

Feel lucky for what you have when you have it. Isn't that the point? Happily ever after doesn't mean happy forever.

Every year strips us of at least one vain expectation, and teaches us to reckon some solid good in its stead.

I used to think marriage was a plate-glass window just begging for a brick.

What is the duty of the circumstances God has put me into?

I was a big Magic Johnson fan. And I guess people who knew that gave a name that... In that vein. I tried to play like him.