I faced the gaudy sunflower on her canvas bag -- it looked hand-painted and at last my eyes fell into hers. I said, 'Thanks for the card.' Her smile put the sunflower to shame. She walked off.

Her smile put the sunflower to shame.

She was elusive. She was today. She was tomorrow.

if you learn to hate one or two persons... you'll soon hate millions of people.

Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don't rent them out to tomorrow.

Everybody has an angel hiding inside. When you die, your angel comes out. You can die, but not your angel. Your angel never dies.

When you own nothing, it's easy to let things go.

Life is populated with scarecrows—all those people and things that seem so scary and trouble our sleep. Isn't it nice to know that most of them turn out to be made of nothing but straw?

Who are you?' I didn't understand the question. I'm Uri', he said. 'What's your name?' I gave him my name. 'Stopthief.

How much better might human communication be if words were as precious as diamonds? If each of us were allotted only 100 words per day?

We long to be found, hoping our searchers have not given up and gone home.

The will to love, the desire to help, and an open mind with gratitude can unlock the door to eternal happiness.

Don't spend on your pleasures. Invest in your capabilities. Get better!!

A society needs to know when to forgive, but it also needs to know when to punish.

I tried to blink back the tears that just kept coming. Eventually, I gave up and let my sight be obscured.

When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going

Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1, 000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE

I just like to make people laugh.

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.

Show me a frigid woman and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

The plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone