I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for crisis.

The good don't masquerade their goodness, they just are.

Trust. It is like placing a blade in someone's hand and setting the very point to your heart.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.

I know when to go and when to stop. I'm the red, the yellow, and the green light. That's me in a nutshell.

But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.

If you combine all the spectral rays into a single beam, you get white light; and, if you combine all the virtues into a single beam, you get charity.

The celebrity thing, I mean, Lindsay Lohan - what's she for? I look at that and throw my hands up in despair.

I like to go on the court and have a little bit of information about my opponent.

On Sunday, something washed up on shore.