I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

If a man is experiencing many trials, God often gives him a vision through dreams to strengthen his spirit

With a strong spirit, you heal every bruise.

My husband was very eager to take me out of purdah. One day I said to him, "What do I want with the outside world?""The outside world may want you, " he replied.

stress is not stress until we experience it in our bodies and have a physiological reaction in our bodies.

I don't like the Samba; it's nonsense. With a lot of these Latin dances I can't really understand what they're all about. I like the Rumba and the Paso Doble but the others I could take or leave.

Look at their eyes. If their eyes are shining, you know you're doing it.

If you live in a small space, you should do the things that make it feel luxurious.

Acting like you don't care is not letting it go.

People can think whatever they think, but that's my strength to go forward.

I've been to many countries and watched a number of conflicts or their residue, and I've served in the military.