I fart in your general direction.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

In this age, lies were the universal lubricant of the culture. A love of Truth and commitment to it were seldom rewarded and were often punished.

Don't hyperbolize when things don't flow according to your plan. Things could change when you least expect it. And it is crucial to be flexible at all times.

Books - the best antidote against the marsh-gas of boredom and vacuity

Normal is not something to aspire to it's something to get away from.

Clay is so young and has been misled by the wrong people. He might as well have joined the Ku Klux Klan.

There are two types of people on social media: people who want more followers, and liars.

But courage without conduct is the virtue of a robber, or a tyrant.

The benefit of living in a free society is that we all have the choice to be rich, poor, or middle class. The decision is up to you.

Butterflies may be better indicators of the health of our environment than birds.

When you have fans telling you their stories it makes you feel like you're not alone.