I fear the carnival of crime is beginning on our border.

As far as I can judge, not much good can be done without disturbing something or somebody.

What happened to the American Dream? It came true! You're lookin' at it

I may err in judgment, but I hope not in intention.

We are not against the evil when our enemies are.

Many lose through never starting. A job well begun is half done.

Learn to express your creativity... Your monkey-mind will hate it

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

He's hell bent for destruction, he's afraid and confused, and his brain has been mismanaged with great skill.

I don't need to waste my time with a computer just because I am a computer scientist.

One of the blessings of age is to learn not to part on a note of sharpness, to treasure the moments spent with those we love, and to make them whenever possible good to remember, for time is short.

It is the destiny of the people of Haiti to suffer.

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the movie going consciousness. Otherwise what am I in it for?

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.