I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The closer one approaches to God, the simpler one becomes.

For the time beingWords scatterAre they fallen leaves?

I know Verona as I do my own body.

We should see the desire for neatness, the desire for sharp impressions, as a desire in art.

Desire can be as fragile as it is sudden.

No amount of source-level verification or scrutiny will protect you from using untrusted code.

None of you will ever know what I am thinking.

War is not the answer, for only love can conquer hate

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

If writers were too wise, perhaps no books would get written at all. It might be better to ask yourself 'Why?”'afterwards than before There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside you.