I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I think maybe today a poem I hopeafter breakfast I start tryingpulling it out of my own gutmostly by force

Peace is the result of retraining your mind to process life as it is, rather than as you think it should be.

It is not through fighting the opposition that will win you dignity. It is when you fight the fear in yourself that asks you why you don't feel you have it, regardless if you win or lose.

It is said that friendship between women is only a suspension of hostilities.

It's important not to make the gold medal bigger than it is.

The individual attention and care that I personally experienced and witnessed given to other players totally blew me away.

They know not how many things are signified by the words stealing, sowing, buying, keeping quiet, seeing what ought to be done; for this is not effected by the eyes, but by another kind of vision.

Angel, getting you off is ninety-nine percent of the fun for me.

I believe in Christianity, Judaism and Islamism, but I stay away from churches, synagogues and mosques.