I feel conflicted about my relationship with social media.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!

God is great. God is glorious.

In Technology We Trust. Need to put that on the new hundred-dollar bill.

It's probably hard to feel any sort of Romantic spiritual connection to nature when you have to make your living from it.

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius.

Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.

I never really understood what was expected of me as a man, or how I was supposed to interact with women, but worse, with other guys. I did not relate to them.

When everyone recognizes Jehovah's name, then everyone will be happy because everyone will know what to do and how to do it.

If you are courageous enough to be still, you are a step closer to becoming empowered.

For every $5 that Boston's economy sends up to Beacon Hill, the state gives only $1 back to us.