I feel equal parts lucky and scared anytime I get a job.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Just my luck, if I believed in luck. I only believe in the opposite of luck, whatever that is.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Whatever happens in a government could have happened differently, and it usually would have been better if it had.

Young girls of 13 or 12 are great actors.

I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.

Singing in Gaelic is very, very natural to do. I think lends itself very much so to being sung.

Our physical health is dependent upon energy. We have a short lifespan compared with past Yuga's.

It's all right. Things as they once were will never be again, but it's all right.

Children be comforted, I am well.

It is as useless to argue with those who have renounced the use of reason as to administer medication to the dead.