I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

My name's Sean, Jem. I'm Sean.

Change is a friend to a life with a vision, but an enemy to an aimless person.

When the wind is against you, like a kite, have your chord of faith rooted and you would fly highest ever.

Life as time passes may become stale that’s why we have got to believe that the best things are yet to come.

I want a Mini-Cooper because it's fuel efficient, emissions efficient and all that stuff. It's small and better for the environment. I think that will be my next car.

We have a politically correct military and it's getting more and more politically correct every day.

God saves by causing himself to be known and enjoyed in Christ.

I think Stephen King must be the most terrified person in the universe.

A man really believes not what he recites in his creed, but only the things he is ready to die for.

There is magic, but you have to be the magician. You have to make the magic happen.