I feel honor-bound to have a private relationship with my children. And that's not a judgment about anybody else and what they choose. And that's the beauty of living in a democracy, right?

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

Universe doesn't even know that you exist, so relax!

Remember it is as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Scientists should not do animal testing if there is any alternative, but subject to that, I would support it on grounds of the medical benefits.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

I cannot sing the old songs, I sang long years ago, For heart and voice would fail me, And foolish tears would flow.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

Take in everything before you and let your eyes be drenched with beauty, and as you love beauty in a reverent way it becomes a sacrament to you.

We do have treaty obligations with our NATO allies.

After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody to practice it.

Real gold fears no fire.