I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Happiness is immeasurable joy.

Don’t be too quick to accept every direction from friends. Watch closely what your hear before your apply.

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it.... Success is shy-it won't come out while you're watching.

God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

I'm grateful my teenaged daughter is healthy and well and for the work I do to make a living.

The Bible without the Holy Spirit is a sundial by moonlight.

The essence of the stage is concentration and penetration. Of the screen action, movement, sweep.

War is evitable if conditions are such that the costs of making war are higher than the benefits.

In heaven I'll be shocked by those who aren't there, those I didn't think would be there but are. And the fact I'm there at all.

There are no new truths, but only truths that have not been recognized by those who have perceived them without noticing.