I feel like God has forgiven me of so much, that I will forgive everyone who has hurt us

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.

When we complain, we remain. When we whine, we stay behind. When we praise, we raise.

But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

You know, I try not to look back, because looking forward is so much better than looking backward.

God doesn't want his people to go second-class.

And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you're supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on

So you can't lose serving God, and that all things work together for good.

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

Most of you are so young you dont know who I am, and thats good.

Wherever you go, never forget to be the messenger and cause of happiness.

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

I'm so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I have much better judgment than Hillary Clinton does. There's no question about that. I also have a much better temperament than she has, you know?

When Bush first got elected, the very first time there was talk of going to war with Iraq, the mainstream media gave his position total credibility. I didn't get it then, and I don't get it now

The peculiarity of the evidence of mathematical truths is that all the argument is on one side.

A word I want to see written on my grave: I am alive like you, and I am standing beside you. Close your eyes and look around, you will see me in front of you.

I have a great appreciation for our world's history. I learn from my own mistakes, I learn from the mistakes we've made as a human race.

Night brings out stars as sorrow shows us truths.