I feel like I do better when I'm offbalance. Every moment is that much more vibrant.

It's good to be different.

I call my mom and talk to her about random stuff I saw on the Internet. That's kind of the only constant in my day-to-day.

People are generally good but easily corrupted.

Don't put yourself in a time-out.

For what it's worth: it's never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you're proud of, and if you find you're not, I hope you have the strength to start over again.

All evil begins with this belief: that another’s existence is less precious than mine.

Life is'nt about getting everything you want the instant you want it.Some thing are worth waiting for.

I'm an optimistic guy. I'm one of those big dreamers. I'm one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

Women are like tea bags: put them in hot water and they get stronger.

A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.

We only speak two languages here: English and profanity.

My pleasure was to copy, not to create.

When [Marco] Rubio won the election, he was a Tea Party darling, he was a Tea Party favorite. What happened? "Gang of Eight".

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV. She was sincere and this puzzled the guidance counselors.