I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

I was a lawyer for about ten years. The law teaches one to see things from all different angles.

Anything you say from your heart to God is a prayer.

Miserable are the persons who do not have something beyond themselves to search for.

I am not reclusive. I just have a private life.

I believe in rules of behavior, and I'm quite interested in stories about the consequences of breaking those rules.

You try to be as original as you can be without thinking about statistics. You just go from the soul and from the heart.

The whole value of the dime is in knowing what to do with it.

It's a really incredible time to be working in television.

Our powerful hunger for myth is a hunger for community. The person without a myth is a person without a home...To be a member of one's community is to share in its myths.

If there is no peace in the minds of individuals, how can there be peace in the world? Make peace in your own mind first.