I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were into it.

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

You are never more essentially, more deeply, yourself than when you are still.

For eons, humans have struggled to find less destructive ways of living together.

I have voted that climate change is happening and it's also caused by man.

Emptiness is a symptom that you are not living creatively.

There was nowhere they could have gone and they went there anyway.

Evolution is like walking on a rolling barrel. The walker isn't so much interested in where the barrel is going as he is in keeping on top of it.

You are worse than you think you are, but also far more loved than you feel you are.