I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

A desperate plea to the Trinityis not something you can justapologize for in the morning-Drunk Dialing the Divine

In matters of love: When giving, be generous! When taking, be thankful!

The Internet made fame wack and anonymity cool.

In China, people are selling their kidney to buy an iPhone 6. What's going to happen when the iPhone 7 comes out?

There's no way to know what's going to happen.

Never settle. There is no need to rush.

I will work day and night to avoid failure, but if I can't, I'll pick myself up the next day. The most important thing for entrepreneurs is not to be put off by failure.

You're Bes, I guess?" I said. "Yes," he said. "Your car's a mess," Liz muttered. "If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up.

A woman's paradise is under her husband's foot

HERO is a combination of my personal feeling and the commercialism.