I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

We need leaders who can meet and adapt to new challenges, build strategic partnerships, build and sustain human capital organizations, and have the courage to act and react to the challenges

When you show up with kindness, others can be more themselves.

Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.

Be aware, as long as you live, of judging people by appearance

Men are of no importance. What counts is who commands.

I don't have a problem with my body. I'm not just going to strip off all my clothing, but if the part calls for it and I don't think there's any way round, I'm absolutely fine.

It is for us to make the effort. The result is always in God's hands.

The greatest ornament of an illustrious life is modesty and humility, which go a great way in the character even of the most exalted princes.

Clothes, thank God I can get them from designers.

I am inspired beyond my ability to articulate... and now I know what and who I want to be... a soldier for peace.