I feel like I'm lost in an anime movie" I said, as Coyote picked the thing up. "One of the tentacle-monster ones." Most of them were X-rated and ended up with a lot of dead people.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

It is simply wrong to begin with a theme, symbol or other abstract unifying agent, and then try to force characters and events to conform to it.

People those enjoy life never thought about death and those thought about death never enjoy life.

The quicker we humans learn that saving open space and wildlife is critical to our welfare and quality of life, maybe we'll start thinking of doing something about it.

I think that obstacles lead to growth and ultimately, the most learning I've done in my life is between jobs.

I tried every diet under the sun and none of them worked but, more importantly, they were robbing me of my love of food.

Great companies connect to the heartstrings of their employees to make their purposes known.

Do your homework and know your facts, but remember it's passion that persuades.

The sooner you start being fearless, the better.

I never say anything negative about anyone, because that won't get you anywhere.

All I can say is that I'm getting married in the future. I've narrowed it down to that.