I feel like I'm the luckiest actress in the world.

I think comedy is funnier when it's real.

I think the whole concept that women aren't funny is dead. It's over; it's done.

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. It's just genetic.

Obviously I've gone out of my way in my career to not look good, so it's always nice to, every once in a while, get the opposite going.

It's easy for people to strike if they're not working on a regular basis.

I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome.

I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.

I do have a lot of female friends who are stand-ups and also women who are actresses and also happen to have an act.

I cannot believe that in all the years that there have been female stand-ups, there has never been a show just for them.

Well, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart.

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

On and off the field, you're my hardest fall, Zoe. No one ever compared. No one ever will.

I’m assuming you have a reason behind this irrational need to conform to this institution." (Eric)

For everything you embrace, there is a consequence

Some of the domestic evils of drunkenness are houses without windows, gardens without fences, fields without tillage, barns without roofs, children without clothing, principles, morals or manners.

My confidence allows me to do things my way and help people make a decision. People like the idea of me just being me.

I'm going to make a film where not one word is really important. I'm going to make it all action.

When a country is at war we want Congressmen, regardless of party, to back up the government of the United States.

I'm great as bait! All the vampires want to eat me!

Actually the action called a kiss represented nothing more for me than some place where my spirit could seek shelter.