I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

don't believe on anything that someone asked you to believe in when in the first place they don't believe in.

Be very strong... be very methodical in your life if you want to be a champion.

When someone comes to visit me, they have to bring tea - you can't stay in my house if you don't bring me tea.

Start doing the thing to have energy to do the thing

This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.

I hope people leave my show thinking they've had a worthwhile couple of hours. The worst thing you want is for people to think they've wasted their time or didn't get their money's worth.

As far as books getting turned into movies, I fared very, very well.

I was born in Paris, and I haven't moved, except until now - I live in the suburbs and I hate it.

You dont have to live forever just live.

We make destiny with every turn, every choice.