I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

People are priceless. A chance meeting with a loving human being was worth more than any amount of money in the world. I felt rich.

When Satan begins to particularly attack to persecute you, it should be a sign of your strength

My Master had power and law on his side

Unfortunately, love is more often an alibi than a reason.

Honor women! they entwine and weave heavenly roses in our earthly life.

My father was raised with brothers, he was a football player and a boxer, he was a chief petty officer in the Navy, he was a man of his times.

The American experiment has come and gone. Whatever freedoms the people still might have as their own, are monitored and registered and taxed at virtually every turn.

the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

I don't support the belly putter. I think it's bad for the game of golf.

If God had not made brown honey, men would think figs much sweeter than they do.