I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

Those who die with their music still on their tongues unsung are trying to say “God had made a deal with the wrong customer like me

The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.

She's in trouble, but I envy her.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

Sadness is no more than a bit of acid transfixed in the cerebellum.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.

You can’t dress rehearse the bad moments.

Stop living worried & discouraged. You have a Protector, Deliverer & Dream-Giver. No weapon formed against you can prosper.

History does not so much repeat as echo, I suppose.

It is grander to think and investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed.