I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

I just want that, the way I feel when you kiss me. Just having it makes all the bad things better.

Growing up, I used to climb out my window onto the roof and look up at the stars. There, in the quiet, I would write stories inside my head.

I was obsessed with Claire Danes because she was Juliet. There is something about her still to this day - she is a brilliant actress. And she did make out with both of my boyfriends.

I love food, so exercise is important for me.

The worst thing that's ever happened to you is not the worst thing that's ever happened to anybody.

It's all make believe, isn't it?

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

Awake asleep ought to be with us - So he may see dreams in wakefulness.

So little of what could happen does happen.

Make an effort to serve good bread and good meat and not to sell the better wine so as to serve what is inferior.