I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

He never reckoned much to schooling and that. He said you could learn most what was worth knowing from keeping your eyes and ears peeled. Best way of learning, he always said, was doing.

Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflower the immigration laws weren't as strict in those days.

If you've ever come across a tree that you've lived with for many years and then one day it's blown over, there's incredible shock and violence about that.

A good ad should be like a good sermon: It must not only comfort the afflicted, it also must afflict the comfortable.

Every man has a mission from God to help his fellow beings.

In a time of destruction, create something: a poem, a parade, a community, a school, a vow, a moral principle; one peaceful moment.

When you shoot a musical, you're shooting to lipsynch tracks, so we had to figure out our choreography and work out what we wanted to do with each number before we did it.

The architecture per se isn't at fault. The more important factor, in my view, is the political neglect of these areas, which have essentially been cut off from other neighborhoods.

Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate, but thankful even for hate that is meant love.