I feel like all comedy does require a lack of vanity, but multi-cam, especially.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

Time is your weapon, If you lose it, you will lose the battle.

Read an hour every day in your chosen field. This works out to about one book per week, fifty books per year, and will guarantee your success.

Angry driver is angry human and how you drive is how you are. You can tell me the drive is different than the driver, but I haven't seen it to be.

Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible.

I served at the Pentagon and at Fort Leavenworth - my job was video cameraman, and that allowed me to travel to places like Korea, Japan, Alaska, Germany and the Netherlands.

I think that's something that Oprah [Winfrey] and Ava [ DuVernay] do seamlessly. They know how to connect to people and they know how to share our stories. To be a part of that is a blessing.

When people accept breaking the law as normal, something happens to the whole society.

What could be better in al-Qaeda's mind than to have India and Pakistan going at each other? What more to further their aims?