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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes: I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.
         

I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.


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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.



I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.



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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people, but it's not. You really have to explain it to them.



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Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s mine.



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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.



The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'

The world is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say: 'Not today, you bastards.'



Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.



You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.

You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.



I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.

I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.



I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.

I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.





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