I feel like it'll change after the movie [Star Wars] comes out, if it does. It's really the other way around, surprisingly, as far as Con Man goes.

That's where I'm comfortable - playing a jackass on the scene, rolling in with my pocket watch and my buffoon hairdo, with my shoes.

The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.

The reason I got into acting was the audience is right there and if you did something great they were right there and you knew it.

Those are always fun characters to play, the ones who are stupid but speak with authority.

It was great. We knew we were going back when we finished the movie. It was such a big movie [Star Wars].

C-3PO is flappable [in Star Wars]. [Kaytoo is] very unflappable compared to C-3PO, who is just flapping all over the place.

I trained as a stage actor and was given a lot of technical tools to play with.

I like comedies, and my brain sort of spins in that direction. So I'm really happy to say there were several smartass comments that come from me [on Star Wars].

[Heihei] a really dumb rooster. You have to just turn the rooster so his head ends up hitting the grain. He's not smart enough to eat.

R2-D2 is like that, but I think because he doesn't speak actual words, his jokes don't land. It's really a hindrance. And the same with BB-8. But Artoo is a lot stronger.

Happiness is a decision and so as Love. If you decide to be happy then you're happy. If you decide to love then you love.

In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.

When [the] life span of America women is approaching eighty years having kids is not going to take it up.

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.

I don't like my face. I don't like to look at it.

If marriage is about deciding to love on a daily basis, I have woken up to a no-brainer every day since.

Having a normal person around me made it poingnantly clear to me that I was out of control.

I'm a pretty chaotic person, but I'm also a perfectionist. It's a very unfortunate mix.

Once a Buddha, always a Buddha.

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless.