I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

Certainly seems it when she half-turns in his arms and he just leans right down into her and kisses and kisses. Oh, how syrupy-slow his kisses are. She could live in those warm, wet pulls.

I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.

I'm learning to be braver with colorful clothes, even if they're a little wild.

Whatever you do, don't do it halfway.

I have really sinned. I am going to pause now, and sit here on the mound repenting in deepest shame.

I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I have to admire them too.

You broke my heart, Trish Stratus, now I'm gonna break you!

Perhaps it is time to be more careful what we ask government to do, and where we allow it to become part of our lives.

I never voted to spend one penny of Social Security money.

The only thing that is fundamental (real) is consciousness itself; all else is virtual- i.e., a result of an exchange of information within consciousness.