I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Its better to create the Character than to be the Character, because the one behind the scenes are the ones that really get full credit

I wonder," he said, "whether the stars are set alight in heaven so that one day each one of us may find his own again.

It's estimated that one million girls in India 'disappear' every year.

Light burdens, long borne, grow heavy.

I think anybody starting any new career needs work.

If the poem has no obvious destination, there's a chance that we'll be all setting off on an interesting ride.

I will embrace today's difficult tasks, take off my coat, and make dust in the world.

The people who influence us are those who have stood unconsciously for the right thing. They are like the stars and the lilies, and the joy of God flows through them all the time.

As a shareholder I have expressed my frustration with not getting more information about revenue and margins from the cloud.

Because nearly all digital libraries are tied to bricks-and-mortar institutions, the funding base tends to be quite localized.