I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

All choices are illusions, or if they are not illusions their strength is illusory, for one choice must contend with the choices of all the other men and women deciding anything in that moment.

The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain.

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

I'm thankful for the incredible advances in medicine that have taken place during my lifetime. I almost certainly wouldn't still be here if it weren't for them.

Hopeful men do not die so easily.

There must not only be good preaching, but good hearing.

Is he nuts?" "I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'." "So that would be a yes.

That's my goal-more public courses in Mexico. I want to make sure little kids in Mexico can play golf.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

True happiness is always available to us, but first we have to create the environment for it to flourish.