I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

What the superior man seeks is in himself what the small man seeks is in others.

Let us play hide and seek in a mountain which is like a women's back.

What do I sing, and what does my tambourine sing?

Since periods of great change, such as the present one, come so rarely in human history, it is up to each of us to make the best use of our time to help create a happier world.

My wife and I love to read. Were going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

A character to me can't be contrived. I don't like to contrive characters. They have to have an element of truth.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

liberty is the one thing no man can have unless he grants it to others.

I'm not really this rock'n'roll chick.

Growing up isn't simply getting old... Growing up is when you don't believe anymore.