I feel like the world has just become a polyester suit that's smoldering, melting, and at some point we have to figure out how to extinguish it.

Really life is about narcissism; no one is ever thinking about you much. You always think people are thinking about you way more than they are.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Every era in history has needed, and will need, reproductive health services.

You can't solve a problem until you address the problem.

By some fluke, my folks forgot to ask me the question most crucial to ensuring a lifetime of self-doubt: 'What if you fail?

We've got a deeply flawed political system with an insane overreaching extremist element, with a Supreme Court that is completely loony.

My curiosity is not a choice. It's always been part of me. I think of it as a vital organ.

I'm Catholic. My mother and I were unpacking and she found my diaphragm. I had to tell her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

Commit a little bit more to the world outside of your own life. Get people talking.

How obvious can it be? ... The purpose of makeup is to defy the degradations of time, and time is just a synonym for death.

Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.

Socialism means slavery.

The thing I learned from playing tennis is that I know what competition is. I can handle rejection.

The power of the leader is given to him by the people, so he has a duty to engage and listen more attentively and carefully to the aspirations of the people.

That's what I mean by being bilingual: comfortable in your skin, comfortable with all parts of who you are.

Your staying alive means so much more than you really know, or that anyone is aware of at this moment.

Bad men hate sin through fear of punishment; good men hate sin through their love of virtue.

You can KNOW something yet FAIL to do it!

A beautiful death is for people who have lived like animals to die like angels.