I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words ‘impossible’ and ‘improbable’ are synonyms.

Ten people who are into our music is better than three hundred people who are just standing there.

Aimless extension of knowledge, however, which is what I think you really mean by the term curiosity, is merely inefficiency. I am designed to avoid inefficiency.” -R. Daneel Olivaw

And no. I must not go on thinking. For the pain will never go away. You just go on and live. In the dust of desertion. Still falling where last I loved.

When you survive your crisis, you teach us all how to survive it.

While there may have once been a stigma to making money, high-earning women actually have an advantage in the dating-and-marriage market.

My closet is full of sad little scripts that didn't get made that have sad endings. It's very hard to get a movie made that has a sad ending.

When all hope seems lost and your life's in disarray, just call on your Angel, who will light your way!

The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.

I begin to feel like I was in the last generation of Americans who took a civics class.