I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy.

It's not that weird, but when I was in Peru, I ate a guinea pig. If you're going to eat guinea pig, you call it cuy. Cute word for such a cute little animal that I ate a few times.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

We forget that God's primary goal ia not changing our situations or relationships so that we can be happy, but changing us through our situations and relationships so that we will be holy.

The secret parts of this city never ceased to amaze me.

It is neither wealth nor splendor but tranquility and occupation which give happiness.

If it's ALL about me, it's NOT about MUCH!

I've had quite a few moments I've liked, so it's good enough.

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.

Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

Im the ranking Republican on the foreign aid appropriations subcommittee, so I know Tunisia well.

I’ll always defend the people I Love.