I feel no sympathy for my food.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

What cannot be cured must be endured.

from CHAOS?Trust the imagination - lines and shapes revealed - space and light instead of blackness. Silence being tentative, tender life of universe.

Pedantry crams our heads with learned lumber and takes out brains to make room for it.

If Stalin could only see us now, with the American Ambassador here, he'd turn in his grave.

I've learned a lot about my voice, and about things I can do with it. Maybe that's why my sound has become a little more pop.

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

The military is faithful to the constitution. They will come in only to protect the people from the enemies of the state.

If our hearts are full of our own wretched "I ams" we will have no ears to hear His glorious, soul-satisfying "I Am."

A day away from Tallulah is like a month in the country.

Making a living and making a life sometimes point in opposite directions.