I feel obligated to tell you that adventures are, on a whole, stunningly bad ideas, best avoided at all costs.

Joblessness does not necessarily mean idleness

Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

He was blessed with the ability to admire the unlovely. Or, I should say, he was blessed with the inability to feel there is a difference between lovely and un-.

It's true what they say, that a baby gives you a reason to live. But also, a baby is a reason that it is not permissible to die. There are days when this does not feel good.

To have paranoia, it's nothing bad it's like your antivurs system on your computer, it makes as much secure as possible.

Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation.

This is perhaps the most profound meaning of the book of Job, the best example of wisdom.

She abounds with lucious faults.

Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

God's deepest secrets often miss the wise and prudent and are revealed unto babes. We say, "Children, be like your parents." Jesus said, "Parents, be like your children."