I feel really grateful that I am in comedy, and I love doing it.

You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.

The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.

You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast

Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.

The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.

Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.

I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

My sister burns, and she does not burn for you.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' you know he is crooked.

In order to perfect your craft, you've gotta go hard, you've gotta go overtime.

The ownership of industry by the state - that is not socialism.

A big man has no time really to do anything but just sit and be big.

The challenge of power is how to use it and not abuse it. When you abuse it, it reverses on you and it hurts you.

There's very few people who want to just make beautiful films that make money when they can make films that make huge money.

The key to winning any general election in the USA is to excite your base and then expand your base - get independent voters and voters who haven't been voting for your party to come to your party.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.