I feel reviewers are tougher on comedies in general. They don't take them seriously, and the ones that get great reviews are not necessarily the ones that I like.

I think that's the key to being a director: to be able to get the shot and move on quickly.

Erm, I don't really have any regrets.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

We love the Stooges, and young kids today don't watch them. They think it's their dad's comedy. So we thought we could reintroduce them to a new audience.

Writing is very difficult. You have 120 pages of blank paper and it's like, "Go fill that up with some funny stuff," and that's challenging.

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

In the world of comedy, having a partner is not the most unusual thing.

I just feel I'm on a different page from the reviewers, so I've learned not to care about them too much.

Man's brain, enlarged fortuitously, invented words in an ambitious effort to learn how to think, only to have them usurped by his emotions. But we still try." -- Nero Wolf in Death of a Dude.

There is nothing we could ever do to make God love us more

Are ya tryin' to kill me, Maggie?" Declan bit the words out and his fingers dug deeper into her hips. "Are ya wantin' to see a grown man beg?

You know, real artists, we expose our flaws. We long for intimacy.

The perversions are as follows: of royalty, tyranny; of aristocracy, oligarchy; of constitutional government, democracy.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

Everything in my house was either free or under 40 bucks, and people come to my house and can't believe that I picked up everything on the street or in a thrift shop.

That's what mayors do. They lobby Congress to provide resources for their city.

How full of error is the judgment of mankind! They wonder at results when they are ignorant of the reasons

In sports, as in love, one can never pretend.